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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Hey, Elizabeth. Does that book of yours
have any recipes for pomegranates?

[Elizabeth]
...grynd peper
and safron and
caste thereto...
I don't think so.

[Nils]
All right, what's such a
fancy dish it gets SAFFRON?

[Elizabeth]
Afronchemoyle. It's like
haggis, only more so.


[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Sounds good. Anyway, I got this thing at
Tesburys. Won it, I should say. There
was a peel-off card and everything.

[Elizabeth]
What was the second
prize? Two pomegranates?

[Nils]
If it's anything like their usual
fruit, it'll rot before it ripens.
So I'm not really that worried.

[Elizabeth]
For that you spent ten quid?


[Panel 3]
[Nils]
I was only in there
looking for gamer-chow.
They all have the
pie-charts now to show
you how healthy they
are, but somehow they
always manage to avoid
being red in ALL the
sectors.

[Elizabeth]
So what did you buy in the end?

[Nils]
There were a couple of things that
were red in every sector except
the one for salt. I got those.


[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Don't tell me YOU worry
about your sodium intake.

[Nils]
It's the easiest to sprinkle
over things on a plate.

[Elizabeth]
You don't feel that sprinkling
salt on jam tarts and chocolate
biscuits is carrying unhealthy
living a bit too far?

[Nils]
We've run out of soy sauce.



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