[Panel 1]
[Mandi]
...so she's like, You don't want to go
eating that, it gets all its calories
from fat, and I'm like, But I'm HUNGRY...
[Caz]
I used to be like
that. When I was at
school, that was.
[Mandi]
Oh Caz, you never!
[Caz]
Straight up. Hungry all the
time. Nibble nibble nibble,
crisps, nuts, you name it.
[Caz]
They called me Hamster 'cos there was
always something bulging out my cheeks.
[Panel 2]
[Caz]
And the rest of me. Fat wasn't in it.
[Mandi]
But you're not
I mean
[Caz]
No, I found out how
to deal with it.
[Bell]
The banana diet?
[Caz]
No.
[Panel 3]
[Bell]
The hard boiled egg diet?
[Caz]
No.
[Bell]
I give up...
[Caz]
The lumps-of-polystyrene diet.
[Mandi]
eeeaow! That's like so GROSS!
[Caz]
It works, though.
[Panel 4]
[Bell]
You know, Mandi, you don't
actually have to eat polystyrene.
There's plenty of real food
that's not full of fat.
[Mandi]
Get on. Everything in the
shops has got big signs
on it now. "Warning Evil
Fat, one bite of this and
you will blow up like a
balloon."
[Bell]
Easy to avoid. Just stick with
golden syrup, treacle, Kendal
Mint Cake, coffee sugar...
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