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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
And now Nils has gone and won
a pomegranate. It sits on the
table and sneers at us.

[Caz]
Camille hasn't driven it away?

[Bell]
No, 'cos he's too busy
worrying abut Beatrice.

[Caz]
For people who claim to have
no pets, you do fill your
house with little denizens...


[Panel 2]
[Bell]
None of them's cute and furry though.

[Caz]
All of them seem to be nuisances.

Anyhow wasn't the cat furry?
And what about the mouse?

[Bell]
Nobody's ever seen the mouse...


[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Hey, maybe the mouse will
eat the pomegranate!

[Bell]
It probably won't touch
it till it's ripe.

[Elizabeth]
Then we'll have to get
the wretched thing to
ripen before it rots.

[Mandi]
You want to put it in a brown
paper bag with a banana.


[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
We do? Where do we find a
brown paper bag these days?

[Mandi]
I dunno, but that's how my
mum used to ripen fruit.

Or maybe that was for asthma...

[Elizabeth]
That's really all we need.

A ripe asthmatic pomegranate.



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