Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20140413


	Archive 20140413
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Slaughterbot

# big room
[Panel 1]
[Bell]
So you've met our
new domestic slave?

[Elizabeth]
Yes, it was trying to
circumnavigate one of my
piles of books, poor thing.

Trundling around like
an oversized woodlouse...

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Let's face it, it's not perfect,
but it does a better job of
hoovering than Nils ever has.

[Elizabeth]
Not that this is hard. But
you can't TELL him that...

[Bell]
'Course not. I'll just
give him some guff about
our future robot overlords
and he'll be happy.

[Elizabeth]
We really ought to think
of something to call it.

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
Nils seems to favour
"Slaughterbot 2000".

[Elizabeth]
Passing on to serious
suggestions. "Hooverbot"?

[Bell]
Too long.
"Nuisance"?

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Could be almost anything round
here. How about "Fido"?

[Bell]
It's a bit dim and prone to
stick its nose where it isn't
needed. "Fido" sounds good to me.

[Slaughterbot]
[size 11.5]
[textcolour SteelBlue4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
[style octagon]
On the Day of Blood, you two
will be the first to perish.