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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Jaakko, are you coming in today?

[Phone]
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No, I have a truly
heroic hangover. So
log me as sick, will you?

[Nils]
Can't.

[Panel 2]
[Phone]
What?

[Nils]
You remember the shiny
new Absence Management
System that went live
three weeks ago?

[Phone]
Dimly.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
It replaces all the old HR
systems and is terribly powerful
and sophisticated. So said
the mail they sent round.

[Phone]
I think I
know where
this is going.

[Nils]
It's officially signed
off and paid for, but
nobody can log in yet.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
So you can't be
sick, because it
can't be recorded.

[Phone]
Hang on... I thought
we did not use central
HR any more because we
are contractor scum?

[Nils]
If you can work that out,
you're well enough to come in.



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