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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Ho hum, back to the grind.

[Jaakko]
Where is Ginny?

[Nils]
Don't you remember? We let her do
the leave scheduling this year. So
I think the answer is probably "out
at her mum's place in the country"
and the next answer is "February".

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
Anybody would think she did
not want to help us catch up
on the Christmas backlog.

[Nils]
Perish the thought.
Anyway, I'll take
the upgrades if you
fancy poking the
problem reports.

[Jaakko]
Have you automated the
upgrades by any chance?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Maybe.

I mean, that's what I'm
here for, isn't it? Teach
the computers to do my
job so that I can spend
my time playing games
and drinking beer.

[Jaakko]
And yet you do not share
this bounty with us.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
I TRIED writing a program
to read and answer the
problem reports. But it
kept saying "you need to
install a nice solid Unix".

[Jaakko]
What, not "you need to buy a
slaughterbot and fit it with
knives and machine guns"?

[Nils]
Please! My code is SUBTLE.





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