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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Distill the oxygen, that
leaves three, and that's
another contract filled.

[Jaakko]
It's a man's life
selling xenon.

Also, we are running
out of vodka again.

[Nils]
Oh.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
All right, here's another bottle.

[Jaakko]
Kippis!

[Nils]
Gesondheid. You know what
I could use now? A bunny
chow. And I bet the shop
has nasty white bread.

[Jaakko]
And I have the left-over curry that
was too mild for my girlfriend.

[Panel 3]
[Jaakko]
…but if we eat now we
might become less drunk!

[Nils]
That was more or
less the idea.

[Jaakko]
And be awake
for Christmas?

[Nils]
I always have been before.
And I don't want to miss
my free pint at the pub.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
But you have a pint
at the pub most days.

[Nils]
That's not a
FREE pint, is it?

Doesn't taste the same.

[Jaakko]
You have been assimilated.

Next you will
be drinking tea.

[Nils]
Actually, I wouldn't mind a cuppa…



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