Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20090503


	Archive 20090503
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		Caz
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
I'll have a

Good Lord, Caz, what're
you doing behind the bar?

[Caz]
Bell asked me to help
out till Mandi gets in.

[Nils]
'Strewth, what's the crisis?

[Caz]
Steve's dying, apparently.

[Nils]
OMIGAWD! Swine flu?

[Panel 2]
[Caz]
No, he's caught this three-day
cold that's been going round.

[Nils]
That could be
just as bad!

[Caz]
What it mostly means is that
unlike either of them I don't
know what you want to drink
if you don't tell me.

[Nils]
Oh, sorry. I'll have
a pint of the mild.

[Caz]
Coming up.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Seriously, how bad is he?

[Caz]
He sneezed seventeen
times without stopping,
last time Bell counted.

[Nils]
Pretty bad, then?

[Caz]
She sent him to bed and
stole all his trousers.

[Panel 4]
[Caz]
You know "when Dad
catches a cold he
carries on alarming, when
Mum catches one she
carries on as usual"?

[Nils]
You don't feel that's a
tiny bit sexist, maybe?

[Caz]
Bell reckons she'd rather he
carries on alarming in quarantine.

[Caz]
At least that way he
isn't going to give a
cold to everyone who
comes into the pub...