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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
What are you lot doing
in here? Aren't you meant
to be in the office?

[Nils]
The network fell over again.

[Ginny]
I slipped a bottle of
home-made sloe gin to
one of the networks guys.

(He looked as if he needed it.)

[Panel 2]
[Ginny]
He said it was some sort
of Microsoft problem.

[Nils]
Jislaaik!

[Bell]
But Microsoft
don't make
routers, do they?

[Ginny]
Actually...

But no, looks like some sort of
infection, but they won't give us
any details because that would mean
admitting they're not perfect.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
But we already KNOW...

[Ginny]
Internal politics.

[Bell]
So what are
you doing until
it's fixed?

[Nils]
Covert laser link to the office,
real network connection at home.

[Panel 4]
[Ginny]
Only one problem, really.

[Bell]
Well, you're running short of beer.

[Ginny]
Sooner or later someone
will notice there's a back
channel from the office to
the outside world.

[Nils]
Oh, don't worry, if they start
poking my router it welcomes them
to the GCHQ Monitoring Backbone.



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