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[Panel 1]
[Caz]
Well, the good news is, you're
going to have a kitchen.

[Bell]
I thought I
knew that
already.

[Caz]
Yes, but now I can
say it professionally.

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
So what's the bad news?

[Caz]
It's going to take a while to get
all the crap off, and we're going
to have to charge you for it.

[Nils]
Crap? I'll have
you know that's
best quality
hardboard!

[Caz]
And you and Steve glued
it together, didn't you?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Well, yes, we didn't want
to leave screw-holes.

[Caz]
Which means breaking
it apart and cleaning
up the dust.

After that, it's just making
sure everything still works
and you're ready to go.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
And writing a menu.

[Nils]
Sausages, burgers,
lumps of charred
meat, bunny chow.

Sorted.

[Bell]
Bog off and let me think,
or the vegetarian special
gets named after you.



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