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[Panel 1]
[Ginny]
Do I detect a certain whiff of
cordite in the air today?

[Nils]
Well, it WAS the 5th,
you know. And we found
a golf club that wanted
a firework display.

[Jaakko]
I MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT
CLOSE TO THE MORTARS.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
I'll say you were.

[Jaakko]
WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO
DISPOSE OF THE ONE THAT
WAS STUCK IN THE TUBE.

[Nils]
That's what
the bucket of
water is for.

[Jaakko]
BUT THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FUN.

[Panel 3]
[Ginny]
So will you go back there?
And might they hire a
barbecue next summer?

[Nils]
Um. Well. Maybe not.

[Jaakko]
THERE WAS THIS PROBLEM
WITH THE CLUB SECRETARY.

[Nils]
I did TELL him that he
shouldn't wander around the
firing line with his cigar.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
YOU KNOW GOLF PEOPLE,
ALWAYS HAVE TO KNOW BEST.

[Nils]
And the water hazard
was right there, I
mean, I HAD to...

[Ginny]
Oh, of course.
Purely a health
and safety issue.

[Jaakko]
IT WOULD HAVE HELPED IF
HE HAD KNOWN HOW TO SWIM.



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