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[Panel 1]
[Ginny]
When's the next slot
to book in a panic?

[Jaakko]
Um. This month
is for arbitrary
management decisions.

March is for politics.

I can fit you in on the
third Monday in April.

[Panel 2]
[Ginny]
That'll just have to do.

Put me down for a
level three fantod.

[Nils]
What's the occasion?

[Ginny]
Not enough
pig-roast
customers.

[Nils]
Well, of course not,
it's been winter!

[Panel 3]
[Jaakko]
Why would that stop anyone?

Huddling round
the oven, smelling
the pig getting
ready to eat...

[Ginny]
Warming their hands
on the mulled wine...

[Nils]
How much does one of
these things cost again?

[Panel 4]
[Ginny]
You don't want to know. Just
be happy with the leftovers.

[Jaakko]
You know, by April people
may have started wanting
the roasts again.

[Ginny]
In which case I'll auction
off my slot and give
the funds to charity.

I'm sure you'll need a
short-notice panic by then.



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