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	Archive 20110515
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Jaakko
		Nils

Elizabeth is a Twitching Cultist suffering from Paranoia, armed with a Hypodermic Needle and the Necronookiecon. Nils is an Investigator with the Fez of Fazooli and the Shoes of Only Having to Run Faster than You. Jaakko is a multiclassed Monster Whacker-Professor, armed with a Cultist T-shirt and the Necronomicon.

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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Evening.

O god. What are you
lot up to this time?

[Nils]
Munchkin Cthulhu.

[Elizabeth]
Searching for creatures of an elder
era, so blasphemously strange that
the mere human mind cannot
contemplate them and remain sane...

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
...then killing them and
taking their stuff.

[Bell]
Well, don't mind me.

[Elizabeth]
Right, kick down the door...

Shallow Ones. I can kill them
easily enough. One, two...

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Not so fast. For you
realise that this in fact a
Truculent Shallow One!

[Elizabeth]
Hmm.

[Nils]
And its Spawn.

[Bell]
We had one of those in
the pub this afternoon.

Told him he had to
leave the Spawn outside.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
I'd LOVE to help, but your
Paranoia won't let me.

[Elizabeth]
In that case I'll throw
my Crunchy Cultists
at it and run away.

[Bell]
Too strange
for me. I'm
off to bed.

[Nils+Jaakko+Elizabeth]
I�! I�!

[Bell]
"In his house at R'lyeh dead
Cthulhu waits dreaming"... but if
you wake ME, you'll be REALLY sorry.