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[Panel 1]
[Jaakko]
Have you done the Information
Security Training?

[Nils]
We don't HAVE Information
Security Training.

[Jaakko]
Apparently we do now.

[Panel 2]
[Ginny]
And Data Protection and
Health & Safety for All and
Equality & Diversity in the
Workplace. And we have to
have done them all by tomorrow.

[Jaakko]
Did you not read
the HR email?

[Nils]
Why would I start doing that
at this point in my life?

[Ginny]
Maybe as our contracting
employer you can certify us?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
I'd better check. Jaakko.
You get email from your
bank, with a link to

[Jaakko]
Delete it.

[Nils]
Good, and

[Jaakko]
Then pull the mains and network
cables out of the wall (NOT out of
the computer), wrap them round the
machine, soak the whole thing in
petrol and set fire to it.

[Panel 4]
[Ginny]
I think that might conflict with
Health & Safety for All.

[Jaakko]
That is not a very Equal or Diverse
attitude for you to take.

[Nils]
Which just leaves
Data Protection.

[Ginny]
Counselling and adoption for abused
data, and a freephone hotline.

[Jaakko]
I favour Mutual
Assured Destruction.



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