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That would be the Finnish for "Countess". See Wikipedia for much more information than you are ever likely to need.


[Panel 1]
[Nils]
You look a bit down, again.

[Ginny]
I lost my temper.

[Nils]
Oh?

I always feel bad
about doing that too.

[Jaakko]
I don't see why. Surely it
depends what you lost it about?

[Ginny]
Not really. It's just bad manners.


[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
What, even if you lost it with,
I don't know, Genghis Khan?

[Nils]
That wouldn't be bad manners,
that would be SUICIDE!

[Ginny]
But if I lose my temper with
someone for being rude, I'm
being as bad as they are.

[Jaakko]
I still say it depends
what you lose it over.

[Ginny]
Well, if someone were rude about
all negroes, that would be racism.
Or all Jews, that would be anti-semitic.
Or all women, that's sexism.


[Panel 3]
[Ginny]
So why is it ok to be rude
about ALL aristocrats?

[Nils]
I dunno, Ginny. Envy, maybe?

[Ginny]
I wouldn't mind so much if
the crots would even KNOW
a Lord if they met one!

[Jaakko]
Well, I wouldn't. For all
I know Nils is an Earl.

[Nils]
Graaf.

[Ginny]
There's an easy way
to tell, Jaakko.


[Panel 4]
[Ginny]
If someone tells you he's
an Earl, he's a jerk.

[Jaakko]
Even if it is in a fit of temper?

[Ginny]
A proper Earl would
never mention it.

[Nils]
And a proper Earl would
never lose his temper!

[Ginny]
Which is why I have to do it
for them. Which makes me cross.

[Nils]
It's OK, Ginny. We don't
think you are an Earl.

[Jaakko]
Kreivitär.



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