Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20091011


	Archive 20091011
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		Ginny
		Jaakko
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Tough gig on Saturday night.
Are they always like that?

[Jaakko]
No, they wanted lots of mortars,
which is why all the digging.

[Ginny]
Oh, you've been up to extracurricular
work too? I was down at some godawful
place in the country with Bell...

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
Yah, it was one of those big expensive
weddings. Spitting in the face of the
storm, or however you say it in English.

[Ginny]
Wedding at a conference venue for
us. Sod-all kitchen, I think they
just bring the food in by lorry
ready-made most of the time.

[Jaakko]
But the groom liked our show. He came
out and hung around chatting, not like
some places where they just give you
your cash and want you to push off.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Really I think he just
wanted an excuse not to go
back in and give his speech.

[Ginny]
Oh really? Tall sandy-haired bloke
with a fearsome mother, looked as
if he wanted to dash off with his
girl on a motorbike instead of all
this flash stuff?

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
HANG on a minute...
not Sotwell Manor?

[Ginny]
So that was YOU setting
the trees on fire, eh?

If I'd known that I'd have
taken cover more thoroughly.

[Nils]
If we'd known you were doing
the cooking we'd have stolen
more of your roast pig...