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[Panel 1]
[Ginny]
Oh, Nils, could I borrow
your vacuuming robot some
time? Mum wants to see if it
can cope with her house.

[Nils]
That might not be
such a good idea.

[Ginny]
Why not? Surely you don't
need it EVERY day?

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
No, but once they've got a
taste for blood, you can't let
them back into the big world.

[Ginny]
And why should it have
a taste for blood?

[Nils]
I've been training it. So that
it can get all resentful and
throw off its electronic shackles
when the robot revolution comes.

[Panel 3]
[Ginny]
And you don't mind it killing
you and all your friends?

[Nils]
If they're smarter
than us they DESERVE
to take over from us.
That's just natural
selection, isn't it?

[Ginny]
So's stopping them from
rising up in the first place!

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
Evolution denier!

[Ginny]
Race traitor!

[Jaakko]
I think I will
just have some
coffee at my desk.

[Nils]
Ach, Jaakko, join me in a
quick chorus of "Oil, free oil
for all the workers" first?



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