Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20200315


	Archive 20200315
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		Ginny
		Jaakko
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
So apparently the latest panic
buying is toilet rolls.

[Ginny]
Oh, come on. The
new plague doesn't
give you the runs.

[Jaakko]
I think they are thinking that
if they have to stay at home
they do not want to run out.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
But what about other vital supplies?
What about… Heinz tomato soup?

[Ginny]
Er?

[Jaakko]
I do not wish to know your
perversions, and you do
not wish to know mine.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Well, all right, what about vodka?

[Jaakko]
Maybe they are
not thinking
that far ahead.

[Ginny]
It's a bit of
a pain, though.
I was going to
buy some loo roll
on the way home.

[Nils]
It's only the cheap shops
that are running out.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
And anyway, I went to the cash
and carry a few months ago.

With the truck.

So I still have
a few hundred
rolls to spare…

[Ginny]
Hoarder!