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[Panel 1]
[Jaakko]
Did you know that ten per cent.
of road accidents in Finland
are caused by a moose?

[Nils]
No. Should I?

[Steve]
Isn't the moose getting
a bit fed up by now?

[Jaakko]
Fed up? These days it is LOOKING
for accidents to make happen.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
We don't have moose in South
Africa. Or any sort of deer,
really. Just antelope.

[Steve]
Count yourself lucky. Still,
at least it's not penguins.

[Jaakko]
What, harmless cheerful
waistcoated little penguins?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
You don't fall for that, do
you? It's just good PR.

[Steve]
I've seen 'em when the cameras
have gone home. They'll have your
arm off as soon as look at you.

[Nils]
Like dolphins. Nobody's REPORTED
them attacking a swimmer...

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
Oh dear. We should warn the world!

[Steve]
Yes. You should. Get a
billboard, like that Less
Passion From Less Protein bloke.

[Nils]
Of course, there is
an easier option.

[Jaakko]
What?

[Nils]
Warm up the grinder - we're
making penguin sausage tonight!



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